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The difference between bees and wasps.

  • Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
  • Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

"She just seems different, you know? I don’t know, I just got a feeling about her. You know when a song comes on and you just gotta dance?"

Dean (Ryan Gosling) speaks about Cindy (Michelle Williams) in Blue Valentine (via loveatfirstsiight)

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